Unfortunately, the guys he hires refuse to use their own transport or make matters worse for themselves by acquiring some wheels on a temporary basis as ‘it is the little things that a guy ends up in the can for and that outcome is deeply hurtful.’ So, it was Tommy Two Toes’ wheels that are used in the firm belief that he can claim, if asked, that he is a victim of theft and innocent of the whole affair. Tommy Two Toes thinking overall being, he imparts with the sappy eyed look of an abandoned puppy, that he has no wish to upset Mrs Two Toes despite her indiscretion, and being dizzy with the dame, just wants the object of her misguided interest permanently removed.

It occurs to me at this point to point out that it was maybe not luck that he is lacking, but a session with a head doctor. But who am I to make comment on another guys woes? Tommy Two Toes affection for his wheels is the subject of much discussion amongst those who know him and the loss, temporary or otherwise, is a matter of a great deal of hurtfulness to him.